Checkout the fast lane

You know that express lane in the supermarket?  And you know the person who gets in it with fifty-leven items?  I want a device over the cashier and when I person like that comes along, a great big hand comes out of the ceiling, and a great God-like voice  ( whatever that is….maybe Stephen Colbert can help with that ) says, “This person is either too dumb to read or too entitled to care!”   That’ll learn ’em.